Aug 28, 2010

Tintumon "Naalpath"ennu parayan Aryillaaaaa
Tintumonte Achan Marichitt 38 divasam kazhinchappozhan 40am divastheppattin avan orma vannath

naaalpath enn parayaanariyatha Tintumon Sakalareyaum
40nu kshanichath ingane :

"Cheta.Naale Ente Pithavinte Twenty-20 ya Marakkkathe Varane"!!!!
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Tintumon shopping mall-il

"Purathu or Patti(Dog)-ye ketti ittittullathu aara ?"

Old man:"Athu Jimmy. Ente pattiya. Rottweiler. Midukkana"

Tintumon:"Oho.. ente poocha(cat) avane konnu kalanju.. sorry"

Old man:"Mandatharam parayathea ninte poocha engane ente pattiye kollum?"

Tintumon:"Ningalude patti ente poochaye vizhungumbol thonda(throat)-kku pidichu chathu poyathaa"
Tintumon : Njanoru chaya undakki, athu kudichal arum sathyam parayum

Dundumol (chaya kudichitu) : Ithil sugar illa.

Tintumon : Kando, nee sathyam paranjathua!
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Palleelachan Tintumonodu: kutta , Pranayavum madhyapanavum thammilulla Bandham enthanu?

Tintu: Acho, Randum nallathanu , but, Over ayal Valuvekkum!!!
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Tintumol: budhi maanum,a. kazhivum ulla oruthane maathrame nhan vivaham kazhikkuaa

Tintumon: enikk kazhiv und ninne nhan puzhayil veenappol rakshichille..?

Tintumol: appol budhi?

Tintumon: puzhayileek thalliyittadum nhan thanneaa..!!!
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Tintumon deshyam ulla teacherku ezhuthi: ningale enikk kollanam ennund.

But ee kaalath 140\a ward prakaaram kurangine kollunad kuttakaramaanu,ennu karuthi maathram nhan cheyyunnilla
Doctor to Tintumon : Your father will die within 2 hours. Do you want him to meet any one
before he dies?

Tintumon : Yes. A good doctor.

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Tintumon: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.

Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Tintumon: That is not restricted.
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Dundumol : Ice creamil roganukkal und.

Tintumon : saramilla, njan ippo athu ninakk thilappichu tharama!
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Rathri 12 manikku palliyil maniyadicha tintumonodu vikariyachan : entha tintumone e rathriyil maniyadiche

Tintumon : illacha njan e edavakakkarkku oru miss call adichatha !!!Christmas allea.
Thalayil raktham olichu roadil kidakunna Tintumonodu oru yathrikan : endu patty Tintumone?

Tintumon:Nigal A POST kando?

yathrikan : Kandu

Tintumon:Ennal njan Kandilla
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Vikrithi kattiya Tintumonodu mash: "vikrithi kattiyal chevi njan ponnakkum".

Tintumon: " ennal pettannavatte mashea ponninu ippol entha vilaa"
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Tintumon's friends were boasting about their  grandparents, like how old they area

Dundumon: My garandpa is 100years old n very healthy.

Vinumon: My grandpa is 107 years n still drives.

Tintumon: My grandfather is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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chemistry teacher:" gold nammal open air il kure neram thurannu vachal adhinu enthuengilum sambavikkumo?
Tintumon parayoo.."

Tintumon:" aanungal adichondu poguma."
Tintumol: velukkaan enthaa vazhi?

Tintumon:oru eluppa vazhi unda.!!

Tintumol:entha?

Tintumon: Pularche

4manikkezhunnett

Face wash cheyth

1 egg Pottichu mugath puratti

kannadach

2hrs irikuappol

velukkum

'NEERAM
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Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicteda
Tintumon: Decrease
Teacher: why
Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!
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Pathrosinte parambil ninnum Tintumon thenga moshtikkunad kanda Vigari Achan : Edhu nalladanoda Tintumone ??

Tintumon : nalladho chethayo enn polich nokiyal ariyam ente Achoa

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Tintumol : Nhan rathry 1 manikke urangaarulloo, verum 4 manikkor urakkam, skoolil povendathalle !

Tintumon : Nhan rathry urangaarilla, pinne nhanum verum 4 manikkoore urangarullo, skoolil irunnu !!!
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Father: Where is tonight's paper?

Tintumon: I've wrapped the rubbish in it and threw it out.

Father: I want to see it.

Tintumon: There wasn't much to see. Only a banana skin, a steak bone and some coffee grounds!!
Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanalloa

Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..

Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
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Trainil keriya tintumonodu next stationil ninnu keranulla dundumon phonil: da, seatundo?

Tintumon: Undeda, pakshe ellathilum aalirikkuva.:)
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Tintumon: Acha teacher nale achane vilichonde classil kayariyal mathi enne paranjhu.
Achan: Enna kuruthakeda nee kanichathe?
Tintumon:Njan period theerne bell adichathe teacherude sradhayil peduthiyathaa
Achan:Athil ippo entha mone ithra thette.
aatte nee athe Englishil ano Mayalathil ano paranjhathe?
Tintumon: Englishil
Achan. Ano entha nee paranjhathe kelkattea
Tintumon:"Teacher your time is Over"
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Tintumon:-" sookshichal dhukkikenda ennokke paranju thannitu ippo aage problamayi.."

achan:-"enthupatiyedaa"

Tintumon:- " pareekshakku kurachu thundu sookshichadhina aa teacher enne purathakkiyadhua"
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Tintumon was talking with his friernd

friend: njan tajmahal vangiyalo enn alojikkukayanu

Tintumon: mandaa athinu njan tajmahal vilkkan uddheshikkunnillalloo
Tintumon's teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

Tintumon : "because your feet is not empty."
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Bussinu kallerinja Tintumone Police pidichu, Tintumon kuttam sammathikunnilla appol police

Police: Eda Tintumone ninakku nale Narco test undu.

Tintumon : Sire angane pettennu paranjal engana njan oru vaha padichitilla.
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire

Manassilayille
Wavesu Ala
NetuVala
Fireu Thee

""ALAVALAATHI"
Teacher-" jeevidham oru utharam kittatha chodhyamanu tintumone"

Tintumon-" jeevidham mathramalla teacher, english.malayalam,social studies,mathsaidhokke utharam kittatha chodhyangal ulla sambavangalaaa."
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Tintumon and dundu went to watch Jurassic park. after starting movie Tintumon got frightened and hid behind seat.

Dundu : R u not a human, fool this is only a film.

Tintumon : I know this is a film, but that animal doesnt have the knowledge that this is a film !!
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Teacher:-" Just imagine.u r in third floor'it caught fire.How will u escape?

Tintumon:- "It is very simple,i will stop my imagination.."
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Tintumon's most painful situation

when you are waiting for your friend after an
exama..

thinking
!
!
!

"aa nari engananum passavumoa.!!!!!!!"
tintumon was walking down the beach, , he saw a matronly woman sitting there..

tintumon walked up to her and asked, "do you go to church every week?"

"yes." she replied.

"do you pray often?" and again she answered, "Yes."

"do you know the Ten Commandments?"

"yes, I do." she answered,

"do you keep them all?" tintumon asked.

"yes, I do." she said.

then tintumon- "will you hold my money while I go swimming?"
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Tintumon in a famous Jewellery

Tintumon: 1kg gold plz..

Shop Keeper: k sir, Here it is..

Tintumon: Thank you, paisa kittumbol tharam. 'VISHWASAM, ATHALLE ELLAM!!'
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School hero Tintumon was sitting next to the principal at the Onam sadhya.

A heated debate between them led to the principal slapping Tintumon.

As school hero he could not ignore it nor could he slap the principal.

Without hesitation Tintumon turns to Dundumon on the other side, slaps him and says,

"The principal wants you to pass it on. Onathalu!"
Q: Whats is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?

Tintumon: In both cases we feel "If I wait for a little more time I might have a good model!
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Dudumon: Which is the best place to say
"I LOVE U" ?

Tintumon: "TEMPLE"

dudumon: why?

Tintumon: Bcoz, in temple girl's will never use chapals!
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Teacher: what is skeleton?

Tintumon: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Tintumon valare santhoshathil!
Chottu : Entha Tintu ninakku ithra valiya santhosham?
Tintu : Athe ente veettile aa dushtan appoopan "Butterfly" kayari Hospitalila.
Chottu : Oru cheriya "Butterfly" kayariyappozhekkum ninte appoopan hospitalil aayo?
Tintu : Athe, "Butterfly" ennathu enthe veedinte mumbiloode odunna Fast Passenger Bussanu moneaa
Teacher : Kazhuthayekondu eetavum prayojanamulla thu aarkkanu?

Tinntumon : Teacherinu u eppozhum njangale vilikkan.
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Tintumol : pirivukar vannirikkunnu

Tintumon :Enthinte piriva?

Tintumol:swimming pool paniyanulla piriva

Tintumon : nammalayit pishukk kattandaa,oru backet vellam koduthekk.
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Tintumon kumbasarikkan palliyil ethi achanodu

"Acho ingottu varumpol thoma yude parambile oru vazhakula njan nokki vechittund, athu njan innu mottikkum, athinte koodi prarthichere!!!"
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Teacher : Define Seminar

Tintumon : Seminar is defined as a process in which 1 person spoils his sleep for many days in an effort to make others sleep in minutes !!!!
Pathivillathe silent aayirikkunna tintumonodu sir:enthadaa?

Tintumon: sir prarthikkanam, ente chettanu operation aanu innu.

kaarya gauravam manassilaya sir:
Sankadappedanda mone ellam shariyayi nadathum daivama(silence) monte chettanu enthaa asukham?

Tintumon: chettan doctor aanua

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Classilninnu vanna tintumon valare dheshyathil : Pusthakathil ulla chodyam mathrame classil chodykkukayulloo ennu paranjituu

Amma: Enthu patti

Tintumon : Pusthakathil ellatha chodyam mathrame ennodu chodhychuloo

Amma : Athentha Angane, Enthellamanu chodhychathu

Tintumon : Benchinte kalodichathara, padikkathe vannathu entukondanu, kuttuvine pechiyathu enthina, classil erunnu urangiyathu enthukondanu.
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Shymon: Teacher ee Tintumon ente bookil Bubble Gum ottichu vachua

Tintumon: Njan aarudeyum bookil ottikkarilla.. Teacherinte deskinte adyille ottikkarullu
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Progress cardil thaniye appante oppittukonduvanna tintumonodu teacher u "entha thanne oppittontu vannathu?"

Tintumon : "Teacheralle paranjathu njangal swayam priyapthatha needanamennum swayam cheyyan pattunna karyangalku veendi mattullavare budhimuttikkaruthenum"
Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Tuttumolude adutheeku

Tuttumol:amme, they e Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.

amma: eda,neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.

Tintumon: ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranje.tuttumol aanu e veedinte vilakkennu?
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Tintumon friendinu vendi pennu kaanikkan koode poyi..

Pennu kandu kazhinjathinu shesham
Friend: Neeyalleda paranjathu pennu kili kili poleyundu ennu..

Tintumon: Athe entha ipo prashnam

Friend: Aval karuthu kaakaye pole undeda

Tintumon: Kaakayenthaa kiliyalle??
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Exam Kazhinju Purathirangi varukayanu Tintumon

Amma: Exam Engane Undayirunnu

Tintumon:Thalle Exam Puliyayirunnu Ketaa verum puliyalla Puppuli

Oru varavu koodi varendi varum
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Tintumol to mom- amma eniku kannakil 99 mark kitti

Mom- 1 mark evide poyi?

Tintumon- amme athu njan konduvannitund.
Teacher: Children whom do you hate the most?

Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy.

Teacher: Oh God!! Why do you hate him?

Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!
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Dundumolum, Sachin Tendulkarum onnichulla oru photo kaanukayaayirunnu Tintumon.

Kurach neram kazhinhua

Tintumon: Dee..ithu sachin tendulkarinte prathimayude aduthalle neee nilkunne ?

Dundumol: Ayyo..Athengane ninakk manassilaaayi?

Tintumon: Ennoda kalia Ithra neramaayittum, Sachin kann chimmathathu kandappole enikku manassilaaayi, ithu Statue aanennua.
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Tintumon auto driverodu : town vare pokumo?
driver : pokuma
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
Tintumon's Teacher: Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Tintumon: Both don't exist.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Tintumon : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife,instead of shooting her lover?

Tintumon: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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In exam hall

Teacher Tintumonodu: aduthirikkunnavare shalyapedutharuth nenakku enthenkilum shamshayam undenkil ennodu chothikkam.

Tintumon: valare nanni, 7aamathe questionte utharamenthanu.
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Tintumone amma hindi padipikkunnu

Amma: Tintumone 'mein' vecchu sentence thudangiyaal 'hun' vecchu end cheyyanam appo 'aap' vecchu thudangiyaalo

Tintumon: aaru 'aapu' vecchu thudangiyaalum njaan thiricchum vekkum !
tintumon- " njan pappaye onnu ikkiliyittadha,mugam ellam aage polinju poyia."

dundumon- " adhengane..? nee nuna parayarudha.."

tintumon- "alleda pappa shave cheydhondirikkayirunnua.!!!
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Tintumonte teacher veetilekku virunnu vannu.
food kazhichu kondirikke teacher tintumonodu- " njan food kazhikkumbol ninte patti enne sookshichu nokkunnadhu entha?

Tintumon- "ayyo teachrine alla teacherinte kayyile avante paathrathilekka avan nokkunnadhu
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Teacher : In 1957 America Send a dog to orbit!!
From this wht u understand ?

Tintumon : "Pokkividan aalundengil ethu pattikkum mukalilethan poattum ennu"
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Tintumon: Mom ,I want to buy a new bicycle ,I need some money

Mom:Let me calculate (takes the calculator),
the total me and your dad made u what u spend = -100 rs(minus 100)

Tintumon: Oh well in that caseaI prefer to get my -100 in cash!!
Sardarji is a Software engineering student. Once Tintumon met Sardar on roada.

Tintumon: Hello Sardaji, enthokkeyundu vishesham?

Sardar: Sugama Tintumon ippo enthu cheyyunnua.?

Tintumon: Mechanical engineering padikkunnua.. Sardar entha cheyyunnea..?

Sardar: Njan software engineering padikkunnu.

Tintumon: Athokke padichittu enthukkaryam Sardarjia..

Sardar: Athentha nee angane paranje..?

Tintumon: Oru Mechanical Engineer vicharichal oru "Mechanic" aakaan pattuma pakshe oru Software Engineer ethra vicharichalum oru "Software" aakaan pattumoa?
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Teacher-: mazha kooduthalulla bagangalil etavum adhigamayi kanappedunnadhu enthanua?

Tintumon-: " kuda.."
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Teacher to Tintumon: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd

Tintumon : Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Tintumon :Remove the S!!
Tintumol : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Tintumon : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.

Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?

Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
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The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."

"Can you tell me what comes after three?"

"Four"

"What comes after six?"

"Seven"

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?"

"A jack," answers tintumon
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Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant womana

After delivery Tintumon went to husband and said: "Congratz..
Nannaayi nokkane..
Ente chorayaa!!"
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Dundumol: ente purse roomil vechu marannu. ninte kayil oru 1000 rs undo valare urgenta.

Tintumon: enna 10rs auto pidichu roomil chennu persedutho..
Tintumon anthaarashtra pulipidittha mathsarathinu poyi. American vaanantharangalil vechayiruunu mathsaram.

Aadyam Russiayude Boris mon aanu poyathu, 10 minute kazhinjilla, de varunnu avan oru muttan pulikuttiyumayittu.

Randaamathu Americayude Rodriguez kuttan (R kuttaannu vilichaal mathi), 5 minute kazhinjappol avan oru ottha puliye thanne kondu varunnu!!

Tintumonte chance aayi: 2 minuteinu ullil oru muzhuttha puliye kondu vannillel maanam kappalu kerum! Tintumon kaatilekku keri 2 manikkoor kazhinjum thirichetthiyilla.

Ellaa puli vettaakarum, sankaathakarum, policekaarum Tintumone anveshichirangiaKuracchu nadannappol oru vallaatha bahalam.

Entha sambhavam?

Nammude Tintumon oru Karadiye marathinodu chertthu vecchu idichondu maximum deshyatthil chodikkunnu

"SATHYAM PARAYEDA PATTEE NEE ALLEDA PULI!!"
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Dundumon :i want 2 marry a good girl , where we can we find good girls?

Tintumon :Good girls are found in every corner of the earthaaBut Unfortunately the truth is that earth is Round..!
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Teacher:
" Oru sthree vandi odikunnua "

Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum??

Tintumon:

PENDRIVEa!!
Tintumon stands inside an airplane and shouts "HIJACK"

Then everyone starts crying

:-(
:-(
:-(

Then Jack stands and replied "HI Tintu"
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TINTUMON came frm israel with a case of scotch.at airport, the customs officer
asked-: " enthado pettiyil?

tintumon-: " venjiricha vellamanu sir..

officer opened it and asked-: " ithu full madhyam aanallo..?

tintumon exclaimed -: " karthave aa albudham veendum sambavicho? angu veendum vellam veenjakki matiyoa.?!!!!!
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examine copiyadicha tintu mone teacher pokki.
teacher:enthina mone copiyadiche?
tintu mon:chodyathil utharam eluppavazhiyil kandethuka ennanue,athukonda copiyadiche.
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Tintumom: Ini orikkalum Mazha Peyyumbol Idi Undavilla!
Frnd: Athentha?
Tintumon: Pathrathil Vaartha Undayirunnu:"Idi Minnalettu Marichuaa!!"
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Kadayil ninnu sadhanam vaangiyathinu shesham tintumonu balance 1 rupee kittiaavan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu..ennittu paranhu "achaaabalance 1 rupeeyund nhan chelavaakkikkottea"
Yae

Bee

See

Dee

Eee

Yef

Jee

Hetch

Ai

Jae

Kae

Yel

Yem

Yen

Oh

Pee

Kiue

Aar

Yes

Tee

You

Vee

Double You

Yeks

Why

Ized

"REMIX OF ABCD.." u By tintumon LKG last bench.Little flower LP School,Angamali
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Teacher: What is digestive system?
Tintumon: A system that begins with the right hand and ends with the left hand
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tintu pennu kanan poyi

tintu: kutty eduvare padichu

penkutty: BA

tintu: kallippenne verum 2 aksharam padichu. Adum thala tirichano padichad !
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Tintu: Njan innu ninte loverine kulikkumbol kandu.

Friend: eda patti. njan ninne inn kollum..

Tintu: eda njan kulikkumbol aval athiloode poyappo kandu poyi. njan enna cheyyana?
teacher -: " what is your ambition?

dundumon- " I.A.S aaganam"

pintumol-" doctor aaganam"

preethi-" bcome a best mothera

tintumon-: " preethikku njan GUARANTEEa"
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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
tintumon : "What other colours do you have?"
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Interviewer:which languages have you used?

tintumon: Malayalam, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German,
French, Russian and many other languages.
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oru comedy programe chayyanayi tintumon dubail ethi
airportil vachu sangadakaril oraal:engana undayirunnu flight yathra?
oooo enthu parayana ethilum nallathu keralathila road yaathraya
tintumon:- achaa njan innale oru swapnam kandu.

achan:- enthaayirunnu athu?

tintumon:-achan innale swargathil irunnu pathram vaayikkunnu.

achan(santhoshathode):-ennittu?

tintumon:- appol thanne enikku athu swapnamaanennu manassilaayi.
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World cup nediyappol Ronaldo shirt oori.

20-20 cup nediyappol Dhoni shirt oori.

ithu vayicha Tintumon: Dhaivamea Sania Mirza Wimbledon jayikkane

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Dundumon: What kind of a wife do you want?

Tintumon: Exactly like moon:which appears in the night and disappears in the morning
Amma: mone meen vaangan poya achan car idichu marichu

Tintu: saramilla amme namuk chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkama.!
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Tintumon:Njan 3 Vayasullappo Buildingnte Mukalil Ninu veenu.

Tutumol:Enitu Nee Marichille?

Tintumon:Athenik Ormayila,Apol Njan Cheriya Kutiyalle.!
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malayalam classil teacher kuttikalodua

teacher: panjasara enna vaaku vaakyathil prayogichu aarenkilum oru vaachakam parayu.

tintumon: njaan innu raavile oru glass chaaya kudichu

teacher: ithil panjasaara enna vaaku illallo

tintumon: panjasara chaayayil cherthitundaayirunnu sira
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head masterinodu tintumon..

tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam

hm: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo

tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum !
English Teacher:"Who killed the cat?"
begin this sentence with "bya"

Tintumon:By the by,who killed the cat?
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Tintumon as a waiter n three different situations-

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my tea.
tintumon : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my tea.
tintumon : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
tintumon : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Duttumon:enthada nee avalodu "i love you"paranjo?
Tintumon:paranju.pakshe avalkk vere 2 pere istamanu.
Duttu:avalenthaa paranje?
Tintu:I Love You 2aa
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Dundumol bus stopil nilkunnath tintumon kandua Avan poyi dundumolku kiss koduthua.
Deshyathode dundumol : chianee entha cheyyunnea?
Tintu: L.K.G yil padikunnua
Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.

Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.!

Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet.

Girl: ok

Tintumon kissed her very tightly

Girl: hayy..u Touched me

TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaaa.
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Teacher-" da tintumone nee ingane nadanno. a lot of fellows nowadays have B.A,
B.COM,
B.SC,
M.SC,
M.B.A,
B.E,
B.S,
OR P.H.D

Tintumon-" bt teacher,unfortunately they dont have a 'J.O.B'a.!
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Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.

Artist:Rs.5000 avum.

tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamathi.
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Tintumon: Orikkalum ore mistake repeat cheyyaruth.!!

Frend: Athentha angane?

Tntumon: Vere ethra mistakes und daily cheyyan. pinnenthina ore mistake veendum veendum cheyyunne?!!!!
Father to Tintumon , "You are mature enough now. I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Tintumon-"Thanks dad,but I quit two years ago."
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EXCUSES OF TINTUMON FOR NOT DOING HIS HOMEWORK

*I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload.

*I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

*I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

*My little sister ate it.
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*The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

*I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
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Dundu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Tintumon: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

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Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.

Dad came and asked him "What happened Tintumon?"

Tintumon replied "Dad, i can't adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife"
GREAT QUOTE:

'Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..

But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!!'

-Tintumon
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Tintumon was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Tintumon: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
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Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam:

IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE
LINE ADIKARUDH

Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam..!
Dundumon: Eda ente girlfriend bayankariya oro kissinum aval 100 roopa vachu vangunnda!!

Tintumon: Nee bagyavanda enoodaval 500 roopa vangi!!

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Tintumon: Ninakkariyamoo yenta achanta dairyam..Achan Armyil ayirunapol oru Pakistaniyuda Kai vetti kondu vannua

Dundumon:Ohoo appol thalayoo..

Tintumon:Athu neeratha aaroo vetti yeduthirunnua
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Mummy-: " last semester u were roaming with that girl and this semester u r roaming with other..! what u think of ur selfa?

Tintumon-: " syllabus changed mommya!!
Dindumol removed her dress and said: Do anything as a husband.

Tintumon took all the clothes and started washing!!!!
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Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?

Tintumon: No.

Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.

Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?

Sardar: For sure!

Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

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Teacher: Are you good at math?

Tintumon: Yes and no

Teacher: What do you mean?

Tintumon: Yes, I'm no good at math!
Tintumon: "Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school."

Mother : "That's nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?"

Tintumon : She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.

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Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.

Tintumon: Sir,"POTHUKAL" Koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varua..
Teacher : which one you like aLove marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost"

Issued in public interesta

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TintuMOn decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the

dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for

another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said TIntumon, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. "There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"

Tintumon shouted, "Okay u you start."
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana manaa


Teacher:athentha angane?


Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
Teacher: "What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?"
Tintumon: "A girl on the cover and no cover on the girla!!!"

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Tintumon to dundu in anger:"ninte 64 pallukalum njan adichu thazheyiduma!!!"

Ithu ketta pintu: "64 pallukalo..?athengane oralinu ake 32 pallukalalle ulloo?"

Tintumon: "enikkariyamayirunnu ithil nee keri ida pedum ennuaathu kondu ninte pallukalum chertha njan enniyathua!!!!"
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Doctor: "Nee entha divasavum ravile clinicinte veliyil vannu ladies-ne vayilnokki nilkunnathu?"

Tintumon: "Sir purathu board vachirikkunnathu kandilleaSthreekale nokkanulla samayam 9 am to 12 pm ennu!!!!"
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Sir:Muttuvin thuraka pedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam

Tintumon:Annu Calling bell illayirunnu sir!!!