Tintumon

Dundumol bus stopil nilkunnath tintumon kandu… Avan poyi dundumolku kiss koduthu….
Deshyathode dundumol : chi…nee entha cheyyunne…?
Tintu: L.K.G yil padikunnu…
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Malayalam classil teacher kuttikalodu…
teacher: panjasara enna vaaku vaakyathil prayogichu aarenkilum oru vaachakam parayu.
tintumon: njaan innu raavile oru glass chaaya kudichu
teacher: ithil panjasaara enna vaaku illallo
tintumon: panjasara chaayayil cherthitundaayirunnu sir…
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Head masterinodu tintumon..
tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam
hm: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo
tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum !
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Tintumon:- achaa njan innale oru swapnam kandu.
achan:- enthaayirunnu athu?
tintumon:-achan innale swargathil irunnu pathram vaayikkunnu.
achan(santhoshathode):-ennittu?
tintumon:- appol thanne enikku athu swapnamaanennu manassilaayi.
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World cup nediyappol Ronaldo shirt oori.
20-20 cup nediyappol Dhoni shirt oori.
ithu vayicha Tintumon: Dhaivame… Sania Mirza Wimbledon jayikkane..
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Tintu pennu kanan poyi
Tintu: kutty eduvare padichu
Penkutty: BA
Tintu: kallippenne verum 2 aksharam padichu. Adum thala tirichano padichad !

Tintumon "Naalpath"ennu parayan Aryillaaaaa
Tintumonte Achan Marichitt 38 divasam kazhinchappozhan 40am divastheppattin avan orma vannath

naaalpath enn parayaanariyatha Tintumon Sakalareyaum
40nu kshanichath ingane :

"Cheta.Naale Ente Pithavinte Twenty-20 ya Marakkkathe Varane"!!!!
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Tintumon shopping mall-il

"Purathu or Patti(Dog)-ye ketti ittittullathu aara ?"

Old man:"Athu Jimmy. Ente pattiya. Rottweiler. Midukkana"

Tintumon:"Oho.. ente poocha(cat) avane konnu kalanju.. sorry"

Old man:"Mandatharam parayathea ninte poocha engane ente pattiye kollum?"

Tintumon:"Ningalude patti ente poochaye vizhungumbol thonda(throat)-kku pidichu chathu poyathaa"

Tintumon : Njanoru chaya undakki, athu kudichal arum sathyam parayum

Dundumol (chaya kudichitu) : Ithil sugar illa.

Tintumon : Kando, nee sathyam paranjathua!
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Palleelachan Tintumonodu: kutta , Pranayavum madhyapanavum thammilulla Bandham enthanu?

Tintu: Acho, Randum nallathanu , but, Over ayal Valuvekkum!!!
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Tintumol: budhi maanum,a. kazhivum ulla oruthane maathrame nhan vivaham kazhikkuaa

Tintumon: enikk kazhiv und ninne nhan puzhayil veenappol rakshichille..?

Tintumol: appol budhi?

Tintumon: puzhayileek thalliyittadum nhan thanneaa..!!!
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Tintumon deshyam ulla teacherku ezhuthi: ningale enikk kollanam ennund.

But ee kaalath 140\a ward prakaaram kurangine kollunad kuttakaramaanu,ennu karuthi maathram nhan cheyyunnilla

Doctor to Tintumon : Your father will die within 2 hours. Do you want him to meet any one
before he dies?

Tintumon : Yes. A good doctor.

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Tintumon: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.

Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Tintumon: That is not restricted.
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Dundumol : Ice creamil roganukkal und.

Tintumon : saramilla, njan ippo athu ninakk thilappichu tharama!
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Rathri 12 manikku palliyil maniyadicha tintumonodu vikariyachan : entha tintumone e rathriyil maniyadiche

Tintumon : illacha njan e edavakakkarkku oru miss call adichatha !!!Christmas allea.

Thalayil raktham olichu roadil kidakunna Tintumonodu oru yathrikan : endu patty Tintumone?

Tintumon:Nigal A POST kando?

yathrikan : Kandu

Tintumon:Ennal njan Kandilla
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Vikrithi kattiya Tintumonodu mash: "vikrithi kattiyal chevi njan ponnakkum".

Tintumon: " ennal pettannavatte mashea ponninu ippol entha vilaa"
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Tintumon's friends were boasting about their  grandparents, like how old they area

Dundumon: My garandpa is 100years old n very healthy.

Vinumon: My grandpa is 107 years n still drives.

Tintumon: My grandfather is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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chemistry teacher:" gold nammal open air il kure neram thurannu vachal adhinu enthuengilum sambavikkumo?
Tintumon parayoo.."

Tintumon:" aanungal adichondu poguma."