Teacher: Children whom do you hate the most?

Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy.

Teacher: Oh God!! Why do you hate him?

Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!
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Dundumolum, Sachin Tendulkarum onnichulla oru photo kaanukayaayirunnu Tintumon.

Kurach neram kazhinhua

Tintumon: Dee..ithu sachin tendulkarinte prathimayude aduthalle neee nilkunne ?

Dundumol: Ayyo..Athengane ninakk manassilaaayi?

Tintumon: Ennoda kalia Ithra neramaayittum, Sachin kann chimmathathu kandappole enikku manassilaaayi, ithu Statue aanennua.
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Tintumon auto driverodu : town vare pokumo?
driver : pokuma
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???