Teacher : which one you like aLove marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost"

Issued in public interesta

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TintuMOn decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the

dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for

another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said TIntumon, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. "There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"

Tintumon shouted, "Okay u you start."