Tintumon: "Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school."

Mother : "That's nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?"

Tintumon : She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.

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Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.

Tintumon: Sir,"POTHUKAL" Koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varua..