Teacher: "What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?"
Tintumon: "A girl on the cover and no cover on the girla!!!"

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Tintumon to dundu in anger:"ninte 64 pallukalum njan adichu thazheyiduma!!!"

Ithu ketta pintu: "64 pallukalo..?athengane oralinu ake 32 pallukalalle ulloo?"

Tintumon: "enikkariyamayirunnu ithil nee keri ida pedum ennuaathu kondu ninte pallukalum chertha njan enniyathua!!!!"
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Doctor: "Nee entha divasavum ravile clinicinte veliyil vannu ladies-ne vayilnokki nilkunnathu?"

Tintumon: "Sir purathu board vachirikkunnathu kandilleaSthreekale nokkanulla samayam 9 am to 12 pm ennu!!!!"
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Sir:Muttuvin thuraka pedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam

Tintumon:Annu Calling bell illayirunnu sir!!!