Tintumol : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Tintumon : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.

Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?

Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
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The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."

"Can you tell me what comes after three?"

"Four"

"What comes after six?"

"Seven"

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?"

"A jack," answers tintumon
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Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant womana

After delivery Tintumon went to husband and said: "Congratz..
Nannaayi nokkane..
Ente chorayaa!!"
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Dundumol: ente purse roomil vechu marannu. ninte kayil oru 1000 rs undo valare urgenta.

Tintumon: enna 10rs auto pidichu roomil chennu persedutho..