Tintumol: velukkaan enthaa vazhi?

Tintumon:oru eluppa vazhi unda.!!

Tintumol:entha?

Tintumon: Pularche

4manikkezhunnett

Face wash cheyth

1 egg Pottichu mugath puratti

kannadach

2hrs irikuappol

velukkum

'NEERAM
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Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicteda
Tintumon: Decrease
Teacher: why
Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!
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Pathrosinte parambil ninnum Tintumon thenga moshtikkunad kanda Vigari Achan : Edhu nalladanoda Tintumone ??

Tintumon : nalladho chethayo enn polich nokiyal ariyam ente Achoa

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Tintumol : Nhan rathry 1 manikke urangaarulloo, verum 4 manikkor urakkam, skoolil povendathalle !

Tintumon : Nhan rathry urangaarilla, pinne nhanum verum 4 manikkoore urangarullo, skoolil irunnu !!!
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Father: Where is tonight's paper?

Tintumon: I've wrapped the rubbish in it and threw it out.

Father: I want to see it.

Tintumon: There wasn't much to see. Only a banana skin, a steak bone and some coffee grounds!!