tintumon was walking down the beach, , he saw a matronly woman sitting there..

tintumon walked up to her and asked, "do you go to church every week?"

"yes." she replied.

"do you pray often?" and again she answered, "Yes."

"do you know the Ten Commandments?"

"yes, I do." she answered,

"do you keep them all?" tintumon asked.

"yes, I do." she said.

then tintumon- "will you hold my money while I go swimming?"
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Tintumon in a famous Jewellery

Tintumon: 1kg gold plz..

Shop Keeper: k sir, Here it is..

Tintumon: Thank you, paisa kittumbol tharam. 'VISHWASAM, ATHALLE ELLAM!!'
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School hero Tintumon was sitting next to the principal at the Onam sadhya.

A heated debate between them led to the principal slapping Tintumon.

As school hero he could not ignore it nor could he slap the principal.

Without hesitation Tintumon turns to Dundumon on the other side, slaps him and says,

"The principal wants you to pass it on. Onathalu!"