Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.

Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.!

Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet.

Girl: ok

Tintumon kissed her very tightly

Girl: hayy..u Touched me

TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaaa.
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Teacher-" da tintumone nee ingane nadanno. a lot of fellows nowadays have B.A,
B.COM,
B.SC,
M.SC,
M.B.A,
B.E,
B.S,
OR P.H.D

Tintumon-" bt teacher,unfortunately they dont have a 'J.O.B'a.!
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Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.

Artist:Rs.5000 avum.

tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamathi.
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Tintumon: Orikkalum ore mistake repeat cheyyaruth.!!

Frend: Athentha angane?

Tntumon: Vere ethra mistakes und daily cheyyan. pinnenthina ore mistake veendum veendum cheyyunne?!!!!