Tintumon's Teacher: Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Tintumon: Both don't exist.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Tintumon : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife,instead of shooting her lover?

Tintumon: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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In exam hall

Teacher Tintumonodu: aduthirikkunnavare shalyapedutharuth nenakku enthenkilum shamshayam undenkil ennodu chothikkam.

Tintumon: valare nanni, 7aamathe questionte utharamenthanu.
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Tintumone amma hindi padipikkunnu

Amma: Tintumone 'mein' vecchu sentence thudangiyaal 'hun' vecchu end cheyyanam appo 'aap' vecchu thudangiyaalo

Tintumon: aaru 'aapu' vecchu thudangiyaalum njaan thiricchum vekkum !