Tintumon stands inside an airplane and shouts "HIJACK"

Then everyone starts crying

:-(
:-(
:-(

Then Jack stands and replied "HI Tintu"
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TINTUMON came frm israel with a case of scotch.at airport, the customs officer
asked-: " enthado pettiyil?

tintumon-: " venjiricha vellamanu sir..

officer opened it and asked-: " ithu full madhyam aanallo..?

tintumon exclaimed -: " karthave aa albudham veendum sambavicho? angu veendum vellam veenjakki matiyoa.?!!!!!
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examine copiyadicha tintu mone teacher pokki.
teacher:enthina mone copiyadiche?
tintu mon:chodyathil utharam eluppavazhiyil kandethuka ennanue,athukonda copiyadiche.
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Tintumom: Ini orikkalum Mazha Peyyumbol Idi Undavilla!
Frnd: Athentha?
Tintumon: Pathrathil Vaartha Undayirunnu:"Idi Minnalettu Marichuaa!!"
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Kadayil ninnu sadhanam vaangiyathinu shesham tintumonu balance 1 rupee kittiaavan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu..ennittu paranhu "achaaabalance 1 rupeeyund nhan chelavaakkikkottea"